Proud lifelong Alabama resident. Husband. Dad. Proficient chopsticks user. Libertarian with asterisks. Still mourns the loss of The Larry Sanders Show. Has been stopped for 117 in a 55. Given a one-use time machine, would try to pick time and place favorable to the prospect of dating Harley Jane Kozak. Or might try to witness something, you know, historically significant. Was once awake for 74 hours in a row. Now believes this was a foolish act. Wanted to name a daughter Hera. Misses the previous formula of Diet Mountain Dew. Definitely Mary Ann. Definitely Bailey, for that matter. Cannot roll tongue. Has never watched a single episode of M*A*S*H in its entirety. Chronic somniloquist. Likes nuts and brownies; dislikes nuts in brownies.
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